Do you ever find yourself wondering what comedian Stephen Colbert would taste like? Would he be as sweet as a summer’s day? As smooth as an apple’s skin? As delectable as melting chocolate?
Well folks, guess what?! We finally know what that ole Stephen taste like, thanks to brilliant ice cream creators, Ben & Jerry. The infamous ice cream company is introducing the new ‘Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream’ flavor to their already fabulous lineup.
What’s it taste like? Chewed-up republicans? Nope, the new ice cream on the block will feature vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle cone pieces and caramel. Sounds like a new favorite to me!
As stated by Colbert himself, “I’m not afraid to say it. Dessert has a well-known liberal agenda. What I hope to do with this ice cream is bring some balance back to the freezer case.”
Reportedly Stephen will be donating all proceeds of the new ice cream to various causes via Stephen Colbert’s Americone Dream Fund. What a silly guy, that Stephen is. I can’t wait to try it.
Thanks to SlashFood for the literal scoop.