To all the cooks now toiling in the kitchem slaving to prepare a delicious Christmas dinner, we raise our wooden spoons in saulte — you are the heroes of the holidays!
Living without Cooks
by Owen Meredith
We may live without poetry, music and art;
We may live without conscience,
and live without heart;
We may live without friends;
we may live without books;
But civilized man cannot live without cooks.
Owen Meredith, ‘Lucile’